Two Things I Now Know About Seattle

Recreational marijuana use is fully legal in Seattle and all over town there are shops that sell it, which are two facts that I did not know before landing here today.

In unrelated news, I am currently experiencing a lowered reaction time and some light sensory distortion in addition to feeling quite desperately in need of Fritos and a 32-ounce Airheads Xtremes Rainbow Berry Slurpee.