So Lucky to Have Me

I haven't commissioned, like, an official study or anything, but I'm pretty sure that everybody I live with wholeheartedly reveres the fact that I end every argument in our household, whether I'm directly involved in it or not, with the sentence "I think we can all agree that I'm the smartest one here."

It's just so darn convenient for them to be under the same roof as someone who has all the answers and isn't afraid to dispense them relentlessly.

You're welcome, roommates.

I envy you.