Yeah, He's Made It

I have a heterosexual pal named Evan who grew up across the street from me on Robinhood Drive in Muskegon, Michigan. Together we spent the bulk of our formative years rolling our own cigarettes out of coffee grinds and Post-It Notes which we'd smoke in a tent in his backyard. Evan lives in Seattle now and, as you'll see in a moment, is doing very well for himself.