Last night the Patti LuPone performed “Ladies Who Lunch” mere feet in front of my pale gross face during the second act of Company at the Gielgud Theatre and, as I have long suspected, it was everything I’ve ever needed.

In 2014, on this very web log, I made reference to a YouTube video in which LuPone, my second all-time favorite diva, sings the aforementioned song alongside Neil Patrick Harris and the New York Philharmonic in a short-lived concert version of Company and there I was last night, nearly four and a half years later, in London for work during the run of a brand new production of said musical which Patti L. just happened to be starring in.

Laura grabbed ahold of my hand when the song began and the audience lost its sh*t when it ended and in the minutes between I’m certain I saw God.

Work-Mares Are Better With Friends

For the past few weeks I've been having a reoccurring work-mare where I quit my job because I got a new one but then I end up hating the new one for whatever reason and when I try to get my old job back my boss either tells me she'll have to think about it or pretends not to know who I am.

I was explaining the dream to my eighth grade girlfriend Megan via text message this morning and her response made me giggle Bevan awake.

Remember video stores?

At the one by our house growing up kids movies were free so my little brother Bryan and I would "rent" the same three movies every weekend.

  • 3 Ninjas
  • 3 Ninjas Kick Back
  • Remote

I haven't see any of them in quite a while, but I'm sure they've aged well.