Much Appreciated, Sylvia

After work last night Sylvia (she's the person in the picture above these words) and I tossed back brews at Noc Noc in the Lower Haight before heading down the street to Nickies for buffalo wings and college basketball and while we were there she surreptitiously snapped a v. flattering photo of me living my best life and then shared it with the queens on our group text and now it's a complete and total mystery to me why people from all over the world don't make pilgrimages to San Francisco just to watch me eat.