What Even Is This Life

Armistead Maupin has written a great deal of my favorite words, many of which can be found in the archives of this website, and Christopher Turner invented Daddyhunt which helped get me laid a time or twenty when I first moved to San Francisco and they both came over for dinner tonight and it was a v. memorable evening that I'm gonna be full-body buzzing about for days but I won't write anything more now cuz it's almost midnight and they just left and I need sleep but honestly what in the absolute fuck is this life?