Jam Session

What is the hearing equivalent of beer goggles?

I ask only because prior to visiting a local adult beverage purveyor on Friday evening, Former Roommate Matthew (guitar), Cinco de Adrian (drums), David Goes By Rosco (bass guitar) and I (lead vocals, band leader, Dean's List) loaded "Rock Band" into Former Roommate Matthew's Xbox 360 and fleshed out a few tunes, which we allowed Former Part-Time Roommate Liz to videotape.

Upon hearing our performance in a semi-sober state the following morning, I couldn't help but liken the sound of our jam session to that of a fire truck humping a garbage disposal.

But worse.