Apples and Oranges

The following conversation took place while driving back to my apartment with my family after brunch this morning.

Mom: "Binny's Beverage Depot? What's that?"

Me: "It's like the ABC Fine Wine & Spirits store by grandpa's house in Florida. It's basically a Sam's Club, but they only sell booze."

Mom: "So is it like a Trader Joe's?"

Me: "No. But it is like the two things I just compared it to."

Mom: "Oh."