Very Important Penis

Co-Worker Heather and I were discussing extraordinarily crucial matters of business in the office of the company that employs us earlier this day when she committed an oratory blunder that I could not, in good conscience, let slide.

Me: Don't worry, I'll take care of it. I know a guy.

Co-Worker Heather: Oh right, I forgot about your VIP-ness.

A pause. 

Me: Did you just say V.I.Penis?

A pause.

Co-Worker Heather: No.

Me: Okay. Just making sure.