Party Planning

Because I'm uncertain of how to celebrate my twenty-sixth birth anniversary next week, I asked the fine-tastic folks on for assistance.

And this is what they said.
Although many of the aforementioned suggestions are indeed contemplation-worthy, one stands out as supremely birthday appropriate.
"But what if my hugs get rejected?" I asked Brother Bryan a short time later as I detailed my birthday plan to him.

"Oh they won't," he responded confidently.

"How do you know?"

"Because," he replied, "I'm going to make a shirt that says "Hug my brother or kiss my fist" and follow you around all day."