In A Name

My mom and dad steadfastly believe in furnishing all persons with the benefit of the doubt. Personally, I find blind agreement much less taxing.

Former Roommate Miles: My boss just called me Matt.

Me: Those kinds of slip-ups happen all the time.

Former Roommate Miles: She did it repeatedly.

Me: Maybe she was talking about someone else.

Former Roommate Miles: She pointed right at me and said, "Just ask Matt. Matt will know what to do."

Me: New faces are always difficult to remember.

Former Roommate Miles: I've been working here for three years.

Me: Is she new?

Former Roommate Miles: She hired me.

Me: Maybe she was jus…

Former Roommate Miles: Give it up. She's a bitch.

Me: Yeah I hate her.