Assume the Worst

Ex-Boss Annie and I were tossing back burritos earlier this evening when a Chipotle Mexican Grill employee delivered our second round of margaritas with a side of blind assumption.

Chipotle Mexican Grill Employee: Here are your drinks, Mr. and Mrs. Alcoholic.

Ex-Boss Annie: Excuse me, that's a really rude thing to say.

Me: Yeah. You really shouldn't go around assuming people are married.