Homo Fish

"Did you know that dolphins are really just gay sharks?" Cheerleader Brittany asked Cheerleader Santana on tonight's head-bobbing episode of Fox's mega-hit musical comedy "Glee."

Although I was unaware of such truth, a swift Google search provided evidence that the double-crossing pom pom girl's statement is, indeed, unshakably factual.

I think it's important to note that some sharks, particularly those who were never dolphins previously, can also be homosexual, as evidenced by the "National Geographic" footage below.