My older brother, his wife and their two young boys were getting ready in their shared bathroom recently when the following conversation ensued.
Brother Chad: We're in a hurry, Peyton. Stop being such a lollygagger.
Five-Year-Old Nephew Peyton: I'm not a lollygagger, Dad. I'm a genius.
Seven-Year-Old Nephew Cole: If you're such a genius, what color am I?
Five-Year-Old Nephew Peyton: Umm…seven?