The Triple Threat

The following conversation took place during a FaceTime call earlier today.

Brother-In-Law Chris: We're becoming vegetarians.

Four-Year-Old Nephew Harrison: No, I'm becoming a policeman. I will send bad people who say shut up and make fires to jail.

Me: And who's gonna put out the fires?

Four-Year-Old Nephew Harrison: I am.

Me: Wait, are you gonna be a fireman or a policeman?

Four-Year-Old Nephew Harrison: Both. I will be a fireman and a policeman.

Me: That sounds great!

Four-Year-Old Nephew Harrison: And a ninja.

Me: Oh wow, a ninja, too? That's impressive.

Four-Year-Old Nephew Harrison: Yeah, at my age.