Yay, I’m Gay!

It’s Pride Week in my neck of world and to kick it off I rode B’s coattails all the way to the state capital to rage at the governor’s mansion last night.

Unbeknownst to me it’s two thousand degrees in Sacramento in June and I forgot to wear deodorant so I thought it appropriate that the first hand I shook upon entering the manse belonged to someone v. tolerant of dude sweat—former NBA player Jason Collins, the first openly gay athlete to play in any of the four major North American pro sports leagues.

Other LGBTQIA+ movers, shakers and allies in attendance were Governor Gavin Newsom, Senator Scott Wiener, Empress Nicole and the Stuart Milk.

Oh yeah, these studs, too.

Remember when I didn’t wanna be gay?