Austin Calorie Tour

A longtime furniture vendor invited me out last night to celebrate the (near) completion of my company's new office in Austin and below is a list of foods that we consumed between the hours of 6:30pm and midnight.

  • avocado slices and jalapeño peppers wrapped in raw sea bass
  • fried calamari
  • steak tartare
  • French fries
  • a beet salad
  • crab fritters
  • potato gnocchi
  • spicy egg rolls from a food truck that was parked inside a bar made out of shipping containers
  • chicken tikka masala with a side of naan
  • a bag of donuts (each) with caramel and Nutella dipping sauces
  • Detroit-style pizza

Alcohol may have been involved.