I'm on my way, via commercial aircraft, to Austin, Texas for the night to finalize a furniture plan for my company's newest office and none of the mimosas I ordered from the screen in front of me have been delivered to my seat yet so I'm sitting here pretending to watch a movie but actually just full-body sweating as I think about how one of the wings will probably fall off soon and also the guy sitting to my left definitely watched me snap the above selfie which is absolutely fine because I decided recently that since there's no way to not look like a total dick bag when taking a picture of yourself in public my new Personal Policy is to own that I probably am a total dick bag and not give a shiz and oh don't look so smug, Maureen.