Yup, I'm Glad It's Friday

In case anybody's curious about the current state of my mental health, below is a conversation that I had with two of my colleagues today.

Gwyneth: I was so happy when he got elected that I cried.

Sylvia: You cried when Barack Obama got elected President?

Gwyneth: Yes! I thought everybody did!

Sylvia: I didn't.

Gwyneth: Corey, did you cry when Barack Obama got elected?

Me: No, but I have cried twice on the train this week.