In case anybody's curious about the current state of my mental health, below is a conversation that I had with two of my colleagues today.
Gwyneth: I was so happy when he got elected that I cried.
Sylvia: You cried when Barack Obama got elected President?
Gwyneth: Yes! I thought everybody did!
Sylvia: I didn't.
Gwyneth: Corey, did you cry when Barack Obama got elected?
Me: No, but I have cried twice on the train this week.