Whilst puttering through town in a friend's vehicle last weekend I spotted my former work wife Judy and her husband Kevin crossing the street in front of us so I rolled down my window and yelled "Get out of the road!" and they both stopped walking and looked at me like I was a complete and total nut-job and then they realized who it was and that their gut reactions were accurate and I was like "Judy, let's get together this week!" and she was like "Okay fine whatever you crazy idiot." so this afternoon we partook in a lovely catch-up stroll along the Embarcadero with one another and at the end of it I snapped a selfie of Judy and my gigantic left earlobe.
This certainly isn't the first time one of my lobes has stolen the spotlight.