Today Was Grand

I'm sitting in the back seat of a Lyft at this particular moment in my one and only precious life and I'm feeling an extra special kind of marvelous that's no doubt due in some part to the fact that I didn't eat lunch this afternoon and then swallowed one and a half Old Fashioneds into my mouth during a very early dinner at Woodbury courtesy of my favorite vendor this evening and I just wanna say that, from beginning to end, today was grand.