Jet Lag Blows

It's 3:30am Greenwich Mean Time and I can't fall sleep so here's a nearly complete but wholly uninteresting list of the things that I did today.

  • Walked off of an airplane at London-Heathrow Airport

  • Exchanged text messages with my brother

  • Spent an hour in the passport control line chatting with Margaret, a retired drama teacher from Palo Alto, about the upcoming Academy Award nominations and which shows I should see while I'm here

  • Exchanged text messages with my father

  • Took an hour-long Uber ride (gross, I know, but they don't have Lyft in the United Kingdom yet) to my Airbnb in Covent Garden, during which my driver said to me, "Your president is like a ten-year-old."

  • Exchanged text messages with Megan

  • Unpacked

  • Exchanged text messages with Gwyneth, Janet, Judy, Kelly and Sylvie

  • Showered

  • Brushed my teeth

  • Put on clothes

  • Went for a walk

  • Ate sushi

  • Bought a ticket to see Everybody's Talking About Jamie

  • Saw Everybody's Talking About Jamie

  • Loved Everybody's Talking About Jamie (it's basically Kinky Boots meets Dear Even Hansen meets a live drag performance)

  • Walked back to my Airbnb whilst chatting on FaceTime

  • Answered work emails

  • Phoned Bevan and the dogs

  • Answered work emails

  • Exchanged text messages with Tommy

  • Answered work emails

  • Brushed my teeth

  • Answered work emails

  • Crawled into bed

  • Attempted to sleep

  • Failed to sleep

  • Gave up on sleep

  • Ordered a club sandwich, French fries and a whole avocado from Balans Soho Society for delivery at 2:28am

  • Chatted with Danielle on FaceTime

  • Answered work emails

  • Typed this list