Today Was Average

I worked late and then ate takeout mu-shu chicken in front of the TV and that pretty much sums up this day in my one and only precious life.

Oh, it might be worth noting, however, that I was on the receiving end of several screenshot-worthy text messages from friends and family members. The best ones that I feel comfortable sharing on this World Wide Web log without fear of incriminating any of my loved ones can be found below.

Except the last one.

My sister Kelly sent that one.