Sixteen Things I Did Today

A numbered list of sixteen things I did today is below.

Said list is in chronological order.

  1. shaved my faced
     
  2. showered whilst listening to The Big Chill soundtrack
     
  3. ate breakfast at Toast in Noe Vally with B
     
  4. stopped into my place of employment to check on the status of yesterday's second-floor workstation install
     
  5. ate lunch at Salito's Crab House & Prime Rib in Sausalito with Steve
     
  6. purchased pink sweatshorts (extra small, obvi) with sharks on them from the H&M at Westfield San Francisco Centre
     
  7. took a twenty-five minute nap with Buddy
     
  8. read five pages of Andrew Sean Greer's Less
     
  9. peed into a toilet
     
  10. chatted on FaceTime with Danielle in Charlotte, North Carolina
     
  11. chatted on FaceTime with Bryan and Jess in Muskegon, Michigan
     
  12. chatted on FaceTime with Jamie in Portland, Oregon
     
  13. chatted on FaceTime with Tommy in Oakland, California
     
  14. ate fish and green beans because that's what B made for dinner
     
  15. made a list of things I did today
     
  16. half-assed a blog post