The Dog Groomer in the Sky

The following conversation took place while my three-year-old nephew Harrison and I were having a FaceTime catch-up sesh earlier this week.

Me: Guess who's coming to Michigan with me next month?

Harrison: Who?

Me: Buddy!

Harrison: Is Patches coming, too?

Me: No honey, Patches isn't coming.

Harrison: Is she still in Heaven?

Me: Yeah, she's still in Heaven.

Pause.

Harrison: Is she getting a haircut there?