I was wrapping up an interview at my place of employ this afternoon and the candidate's answer to my final question made me wonder if Tommy might be hiding in a nearby bush with Ashton Kutcher and a Handycam.
Me: Lastly, what kinds of things do you like to do in your spare time?
Him: Well, I'm a pretty big water sports person.
Me (arching an eyebrow): Oh?
Him: Yeah, I mean I just live to surf.