A Comprehensive Status Report on the Comprehensive List of Things That I Would Like to Do on My Day off Today

To ensure that I didn't squander my (incredibly well-deserved) day off from work today I typed out a list of the things that I wanted to do during my extra hours of freedom. The status of each of the items on that list is below.

PET A DOG - DONE
I sleep with two dogs every night so I checked this one off like six seconds after I woke up. I'm kind of a firm believer in attainable goals.

GO ON A RUN - DONE
Please see below.

EAT BACON, PREFERABLY AS A SIDE OR IN A SANDWICH - DONE
I had three strips of bacon with my dinner tonight. I would like to have had more but each strip cost like a buck at Whole Foods so I didn't.

SEE AN OCEAN - DONE
I saw the Pacific Ocean at sunset with B and the dogs. It was windy as shit.

TRY ON AN APPLE WATCH - DONE
I did and now I want one. Specifically this one.

WEAR SHORTS - DONE
Yup. I wore navy blue sweatshorts all day long. I was very cold.

FINISHING MEMORIZING "HOW FAR I'LL GO" FROM MOANA - DONE
After my shower this morning I'm probably at least as good as Steph Curry.

CALL MY DAD - DONE
Please see below.

READ - DONE
I got through a chapter and a half of Babycakes by Armistead Maupin.

STRETCH - DONE
I stretched after my run because #badknees.

BUY A SHIRT - NOT DONE
I shopped for a shirt to buy but I didn't pull the trigger because I can't decide which of these gems I wanna wear to the Pride Run this year.

In addition to this list of stuff above I ate dim sum with Bevan, watched kids be horrible at karaoke at Sid's school and purchased all of the ingredients to make Patches' new cancer diet as recommended by our holistic dog doctor. All and all, I'd say I'm pretty much incredible at not going to work.