Blazer the Badass

Please read the following headline and also the two paragraphs below it.

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Sooo my friend Beth (her closest friends call her Blazer because she wore a blazer to the office once like five and a half years ago) was working remotely from her parents’ house in Mountain View last week when two men broke into her parents' garage. Beth, who was in the house alone, heard the commotion, grabbed a knife from the kitchen, dialed 9-1-1 and then confronted (read: freaked the fuck out on) the two men who panicked and fled from the premises which set into motion a high-speed car chase.

Um yeah.

Isn't that insane?