Things That Happen in Our House Volume One

Sid performed what many if not all people would consider to be a risqué self-choreographed dance to the song "It Only Takes a Taste" from the musical Waitress this evening. Afterwards, as Bevan and I sat stunned to speechlessness on the living room sofa, she, smiling oh-so-wide, waited excitedly for our review. Finally, after several tense moments, Bevan broke the silence to say, as gently as he could, "I think it would have been a more appropriate dance had the play been called not Waitress but Stripper."