Dear Blog

Dear Blog,

I really don't have much to write about except that I was pretty grouchy at work today for no reason that I feel comfortable sharing with the Internet so I went straight to the gym afterwards which I've never done before and man was it cruisy! Guys were just standing around in the buff blatantly, nay, forcefully, watching other guys change in and out of their gym clothes and swimsuits which part of me thought was kinda hot and amazing but also, like, it's dinnertime, surely even perverts get hungry, right?

Speaking of dinner, we have no food in the house because we're leaving town tomorrow so my evening meal consisted of tortilla chips and a Skor bar (buy one, get one for $.25 more at CVS) which is probably why I didn't so much have to worry about any pervs perving on me at the gym.

Oop, the dryer beeped. Hold please!

Okay, I'm back.

I just reread everything that I've written so far and it's pretty evident that I had candy for dinner.

Umm, what else?

Oh! I bought two new pullovers with thumbholes in them last night from a store that only sells clothes for doing yoga in. I once had a pullover with thumbholes in it from that same store and I absolutely loved it but then I got torched at my friend Kelly's birthday party in New York in September and left it at a karaoke bar on Saint Mark's Place. I legitimately might go back and look for it when I'm over that way this week because I miss it a lot.

Alright, I feel like this entry is only gonna get more terrible the longer I keep at it and also there's a good chance that my face will peel off if I leave this Dead Sea Minerals Anti-Stress Clay Facial Mask (on sale for $3.99 at CVS) on much longer, so I'm gonna hit publish and go fold my clothes now.

Stay cute!

Corey