Please Pass the Morphine

A pair of Sid's besties and their gay dad Fred invited us to join them at House of Air in the Presidio tonight and I was covered in sweat within ten minutes of my first bounce and full-body sore by the time our hour was up and there's a very real possibility that I won't be able to walk tomorrow.

Whoever's job it was to remind me that I'm not a kid anymore, you blew it.