Bribe Game Strong

We're at a bar at 2:45pm on a weekday, my father and I, because I wanted a post-lunch brew and my dad offered to pay for it if I promised not to share a screenshot of his Recently Used emoji history on this web log, and even though it's actually amazing and I really think the world should see it, free beer is also amazing and I'm a hot mess so I chose the latter (obvi).