From My Butt

I jogged five miles through Golden Gate Park with Steve before nine this morning and then (almost literally) didn't leave the couch for the rest of the day which is fine because, as it turns out, a whole bunch of stuff can be accomplished from there. From the comfort of my posterior I was able to...

  • finish the second season of Gilmore Girls
  • take several naps
  • stream Mayor Ed Lee's funeral
  • cuddle the dogs
  • catch up on Sarah Silverman's new Hulu show
  • eat multiple meals
  • hang out with my family via FaceTime
  • drink a glass of champagne
  • witness the most joyous fifty-four seconds of 2017