My colleagues and I were discussing our favorite adult beverages whilst making our way to lunch at the ballpark this afternoon when our devious, heavily-accented El Salvadorian day porter Silbia pulled a fast one on us.
Co-Worker Rosie: Tequila is my favorite.
Me: Yeah, my partner loves himself a Don Julio margarita.
Silbia: Don Julio is my neighbor.
Co-Worker V: You're neighbors with Don Julio?
Silbia (smiling): Sí, lots of them.