Mark F*cking Lambert

I was having a little bit of a morning because I'm a lotta bit of a drama kween so I tugged my guts out through my bellybutton and sent them to my dad in a series of text messages and I wanna super glue his response to the inside of a pair of contact lenses and wear them whenever it rains.

Sometimes I forget that my dad spent the better part of forty years being best friends with my mom.