Zero Punches Pulled

Sid's pal Jateese stayed over last night and I spent quite a bit of time hanging out with the two of them. Together we shot hoops, scarfed down chicken wings and picked out candy bars from the CVS down the street, which is what we were on our way home from doing when Jateese took a break from all the fun we were having to toss a quick question my way.

Jateese: You're pretty cool, Corey. How come you haven't hung out with us any of the other times that I've slept over?

Sid (without any hesitation whatsoever): Because sometimes he's in a really bad mood.

Me: Thanks Sid.