But Damn

First Marf had to bail on biking to get brews at Park Chalet with Blazer, Kelly and I this afternoon because his daughter had to take a nap or was in the middle of taking a nap or spelled the word 'nap' for the first time (okay, so I can't remember exactly why he bailed but I know it was nap-related) and then tonight I fielded the following text messages from my sister who was wholly unfazed by my five-month-old niece Ella's incredible upchuck aim.

I love kids (obvi), but damn they're a lot.