Shortly after I graduated from college my mom started pestering me about creating a Will. She wasn't being morbid (that wasn't really her style), she just didn't want all of my shit to linger in probate once I kicked it. While I didn't pay her nagging much mind back then, for whatever reason it caught up with me last weekend and so I stuck "Write a Will" on my to-do list and today, just a few minutes after two of my co-workers signed their names just above the line marked 'Witnesses', I crossed it off. For the most part creating a Will was a pretty straightforward process, mainly because I used a Turbo Tax-like program from the Internet and also because I don't have a lot of crap to give away, but at the very end of the form there was a question that asked, "Would you like to include any special directives or last wishes?" Upon reading it I paused for a moment, assembled a few thoughts, and then let it rip.