We're the Laziest

The Apple TV is currently showing us Spotlight while we lounge on the sofa waiting for our second Chinese food delivery of the weekend to get here because apparently we've become the laziest gays in the galaxy, which I've got absolutely no qualms about blaming on the fact that we just adopted two dogs who make sleeping for twenty plus hours a day on the armchair in our living room look so effin' sexy. Also, I've got a nine-miler scheduled for tomorrow morning so I guess I have to "save my legs" for that, or whatever.