I'm Just Trash

I haven't posted any words to this web log in nine million years (okay, since Monday) because I was out at Gangway and then Hi Tops and then Beaux and then Orphan Andy's with Tommy and two of his Notre Dame besties until 3:00am last night and then tonight I had to go to a work holiday party which I just got home from and I am so exhausted and wrecked from beer and wine and not very much sleep and being old AF that en route to my house just now I absentmindedly let fly from my spot in the back seat of a Lyft car a very hearty belch and my driver Amr literally goes, "Wow."