If you happen to be a member of my colossal extended family and you're not on Facebook, the following invitation is for you. Please call, email or text Kelly or myself with your response. If you don't happen to be a member of my colossal extended family, please disregard this web log post or, um, do your best to get with one of my single cousins before December 23rd.
Happy hump day, relatives Beckman!
Earlier today Kelly and I were discussing our immediate need to consume unhealthy amounts of alcohol (as we often do on Wednesday mornings) and realized that it might be enjoyable to do so with all of you, on a trolley, two days before Jesus shows up via Mary's birth canal.
So, how 'bout it?
On Friday, December 23rd from 8:00pm until it's time to cut Bryan off, let's all get together and tie one (or many) on. If you feel into it, let us know in the comments or by clicking 'Fuck Yup' or whatever one does to a Facebook invite to indicate a positive response. If not, kindly leave our family forever.
Love yer faces!
Cor & Kel
P.S. The evening doesn't have to be as aggressive as we've made it sound. We're just v. excited to see you all and to trolley...with booze.