We were chatting about god-knows-what while dining on dope AF Mexican fare at Don Ramon's earlier this evening, Bevan and Sidney and I, when the following conversation was had by us.
Me: I think I lost my Sports Basement gift card.
Bevan: Really? Well, if you find it I'll have it. I can buy another speedo.
Me: Yeah please don't.
Sid: You're almost sixty-one, Dad. You could have the E.D.
Bevan: Excuse m...?
Me: No wait, let's hear this out. Um, what's the E.D., Sid?
Me: Okay nope.
Bevan: How do you know about Viagra?
Sid: I watch TV.
B and I exchange looks.
Me: Yeah okay.
Bevan: That's fair.