On This Day Four Years Ago

According to my Memoir app, on this day four years ago I took a pass on what would almost certainly have been a life-changing purchase for myself and maybe some of the people that I've given gifts to in the years since.

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I think it's worth pointing out, while we're on the subject, that the green turtleneck-sweater wearing man on the front of the Make Your Own Dildo box appears to be proposing to a woman with not a ring, but a dildo ("It vibrates!"), presumably one that he made himself of, well, himself.

I cannot, for the life of me, understand why people hardly ever talk about this incredible product yet cell phones and automobiles are everywhere.