On This Day Four Years Ago

According to the Memoir app on my cell phone, on this exact day four years ago I decided to take a pass on what would almost certainly have been a life-changing purchase for me and maybe for some of the people that I've given gifts to in the years since.

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I think it's worth pointing out, while we're on the subject, that the turtleneck-sweater-wearing man on the front of the Make Your Own Dildo box appears to be proposing to a woman with not a ring, but a dildo ("It vibrates!"), presumably one that he made himself of, well, himself. I cannot, for the life of me, understand why people hardly ever talk about this incredible product but cell phones and automobiles are everywhere.