Pillow Talkin'

The following spoken-word conversation took place between Bevan and I in bed just now.

Me: Can you please move your arm?

Bevan: Why?

Me: Because you're crushing me.

Bevan: Psh! More like I'm crushing it in this relationship.

Me: You're an idiot.

Bevan: I'm your idiot.

Me: *rolls eyes and smiles in the dark*