this day, in a sentence

I woke up at 4:45 to catch the 6:00am United Express flight out of Palm Springs International and landed at SFO with just enough time to BART it home and take a shower before work, except that when I got home I discovered that the water heater had busted while we were away so I texted some neighborhood friends to request the use of their showers but they'd all left for work already so I took a cold one and showed up at work an hour late and then worked all day before meeting Tommy at the Chipotle in the Financial District to eat good food before heading to a special screening of the documentary Merchants of Doubt at the Embarcadero Center Cinema, which should be mandatory viewing for everybody ever, and now I'm in bed, my eyes hardly open, wrapping up this day.