I just got in from drinks in the Castro with Jeren and it's late and I'm tired and also a little bit buzzed so here are some tweets that are medium to large funny.
Welcome to WebMD. Type quickly, you don't have long.— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) January 23, 2015
POLICE OFFICER: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" ME: "Because you know I love riddles."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 19, 2015
[finds money in an old jacket pocket] nice. [finds jacket in an old wallet] NICE.— chuuch (@ch000ch) January 11, 2015
"This is so wrong," I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut— Elliorp (@gato_fumando) June 24, 2014