Words with Bevan

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We've been together for three and a half years or so, Bevan and I, and if I'm being completely honest, which I am, a great deal of the time I still have no idea what the heck he's talking about. Take, for instance, the exchange that we shared in the car while running errands this afternoon.

Bevan: I love drinking champagne while I shop.

Me: I don't think I could do that. I have no attention span when I drink.

Bevan: Oh I love it. I think the first time I did it was when I was shopping for my step teacher's wedding dress.

Me: How in the hell can you have a step teacher?

Bevan: A step aerobics teacher. Duh.

Me: *rolls eyes and turns up radio*