Nothing Who Cares

As far as run-of-the-mill Wednesdays go, this one (today) was the run-of-the-mill-est. It was super dumb, slow and almost nothing happened. In fact, I'm pretty sure only three things took place all day, worldwide.

  1. On my way to the train this morning a woman wearing a dirty blanket asked me if I wanted to buy a copy of the Bible signed by Jesus.
     
  2. I ate Sour Patch Kids out of a coffee mug until my tongue got sore.

Never mind.

Only two things happened today.