Nothing Who Cares

As far as run-of-the-mill Wednesdays go, this Wednesday (today) was the run-of-the-mill-est. It was slow and dumb and almost nothing happened. In fact, only three things took place all day.

  1. While making my way to the train this morning a woman wearing a blanket asked me if I wanted to buy a copy of the Bible signed by Jesus
     
  2. I ate Sour Patch Kids out of a coffee mug until my tongue got sore

Never mind. Only two things happened today.