I got to work a late, ate a salad for lunch, carved a pumpkin with my boss, started a new book and had a conversation with Kari on that went like this:
Kari: I got a new toaster but I'm gonna take it back.
Me: How come?
Kari: It's too big, ya know? It's just too fuckin' big.
During our FaceTime sesh I snapped five screenshots, almost all of which featured her eating food out of a blue and white floral print cereal bowl. She hates when I do that, the screenshot thing. I know this because she heard the little camera flashing sound that an iPhone makes when someone's taking a screenshot and said, "I hate when you do that." In fact, below is a screenshot of her saying "I hate when you do that."
I decided, during the time that it took to upload the above image, that next week I'm gonna dedicate a whole post to sharing my favorite FaceTime screenshots of Kari because I love her so much and because she'll hate it and because she used to do that shit to me all the time, as is evidenced by the FaceTime screenshot below, which I just found on her Instagram feed.