The conversation below happened during a FaceTime chat with my family last night.
Kelly: "Core, can I borrow a book?"
Me: "Sure. You should read The Book of Joe. It's on the bottom shelf in the storage room in Bryan's basement in a white box marked 'Books A through C.'
Kelly: "Does A stand for anal?"
Me: "Mom and Dad are sitting right there, pervert."
Mom: "(Words that I couldn't understand.)."
Me: "What did she just say?"
Kelly: "She said, "Don't be gross, Corey.""
Me: "No she didn't."
Kelly: "Yes she did."
Me: "Mom, Kelly's the one who..."
Dad: "Corey, don't argue with your mother."
Oh well. At least she still loves me on the Internet.