G Is for Grounded

The conversation below happened during a FaceTime chat with my family last night.

Kelly: "Core, can I borrow a book?"

Me: "Sure. You should read The Book of Joe. It's on the bottom shelf in the storage room in Bryan's basement in a white box marked 'Books A through C.'

Kelly: "Does A stand for anal?"

Me: "Mom and Dad are sitting right there, pervert."

Mom: "(Words that I couldn't understand.)."

Me: "What did she just say?"

Kelly: "She said, "Don't be gross, Corey.""

Me: "No she didn't."

Kelly: "Yes she did."

Me: "Mom, Kelly's the one who..."

Dad: "Corey, don't argue with your mother."

Oh well. At least she still loves me on the Internet.